If you're going to scan my emails to target ads to me, then at least scan them closely. Because your advertising software thingie apparently thinks I would be receptive to a banner ad from the New York Coalition for Marriage and their campaign to oppose any measures to make same-sex marriage legal in New York State.
Seriously? The tons of emails with the phrases "equal marriage rights" and "GLBT" and "bisexual" and "gay/lesbian" and "Ellen fucking Degeneres" (minus the fucking) didn't tip your software off as to my political and ethical leanings?
Less Love Than Usual,
P.S. - I'm not sure why having emails full of things about my impending wedding would make you think I'm the prime audience for "Meet Hot Singles In Your Area!" ads, either. I know that 54% of marriages fail, but damn at least let the ink on my marriage certificate dry before start trying to convince me I need a back up plan.