earthbelow: (monty python)
You know, it's probably a good thing that I can't time travel or anything.

Because if I could, I'd go back in time and do really crazy things like mess with the evolution of certain animals so they turned out different. Like, I'd try to make unicorns happen, but I'd probably mess it up and get like, demented little shetland ponies with ginormous antlers that just kept falling on their faces all the time.

Or even better, I would introduce sea dwelling dinosaurs into important naval battles, just to see what happens. Plus, it would be really awesome to see pirates fighting dinosaurs. Especially if you're rooting for the dinosaur (go plesiosaur!).

I might even plant completely false evidence in the archaelogical record just to screw with hardcore Creationists.

I would mess so badly with history. I'd try to get the Hustle introduced into the court of some English king or something as a new dance craze. Or better, the Macarena. Because watching Queen Elizabeth do the Macarena would be the ultimate act of supremacy over the Earth.

So yeah. You can sleep safe tonight knowing I have absolutely no power over the time-space continuum.
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