I just don't understand why so many damn gay boys have to be grossed out by the vajayjay when almost every lesbian I know thinks guy-on-guy sex is hot.

Fair enough. Personally, I can't figure out why so many lesbians like to watch man-on-man action when gay guys never want to see the reverse.

I'm sure there are all sorts of sociological and even biological reasons, but I know for me it just boils down to this: I'm not attracted to women.

That said, I think Dan is just screwing with everybody. In fact, I think all the fags who squeal "omg girl parts!" are just acting.