Evidence that I am Queen of Teh Dorks
Saturday, 28 May 2005 22:48![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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- I made a screenshot of my 5020 score in solitare. Felt triumphant and very deft. Also, my dastardly solitare addiction is returning. I *feel* it. (No, I will not post it on livejournal.)
- Went into full out hysteria when iPod froze up yesterday. Took thirty minutes out of work to search for tech support on the web. Couldn't find anything. Got even more frantic. Thoughts went something like this: (dadaaadaaa Tired of this song, switch, what? WHAT? no! no! forward! forward! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sniffle* my iPod! You can't be dead! iPodz is lurve and lurve is 4evah one eleven. NOOOOOOOOO! Google google google google NOOOO! Thwarted again! *sobs* God hates me!)
- Read instructions that came with iPod when I got home. iPod unfroze instantly. Thoughts then went something like this (wheeeeee! iPod is cured. The love is pure. Wow, I really shouldn't have panicked that much. It's okay to love your iPod, just don't *love* your iPod. is that physically possible? well, if you...ewww...That just shouldn't be.)
- Grandparents are moving to Florida and while I knew that they'd bought a house in our subdivision, I didn't realize the house was right down the *street* as in, I can hop, skip, jump, and cartwheel over to it from my house.
- I've seen four cats today. One cat left at the house my grandparents just bought (because the people haven't finished moving out) and three at a shady seafood joint my parents took us all to. I believe this is a sign, either from God or Bastet or possibly the Big Kitty In the Sky. I have no idea what that sign is.
- Spent entirety of dinner at said shady seafood shack of salmonella drawing doodles on my styrofoam cup rather than watch my sister and her date eating crawfish because *dude* the thing still had its eyes. And the eyes were open. I refuse to eat something when I can still see it's *eyes*.
- Went into full out hysteria when iPod froze up yesterday. Took thirty minutes out of work to search for tech support on the web. Couldn't find anything. Got even more frantic. Thoughts went something like this: (dadaaadaaa Tired of this song, switch, what? WHAT? no! no! forward! forward! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sniffle* my iPod! You can't be dead! iPodz is lurve and lurve is 4evah one eleven. NOOOOOOOOO! Google google google google NOOOO! Thwarted again! *sobs* God hates me!)
- Read instructions that came with iPod when I got home. iPod unfroze instantly. Thoughts then went something like this (wheeeeee! iPod is cured. The love is pure. Wow, I really shouldn't have panicked that much. It's okay to love your iPod, just don't *love* your iPod. is that physically possible? well, if you...ewww...That just shouldn't be.)
- Grandparents are moving to Florida and while I knew that they'd bought a house in our subdivision, I didn't realize the house was right down the *street* as in, I can hop, skip, jump, and cartwheel over to it from my house.
- I've seen four cats today. One cat left at the house my grandparents just bought (because the people haven't finished moving out) and three at a shady seafood joint my parents took us all to. I believe this is a sign, either from God or Bastet or possibly the Big Kitty In the Sky. I have no idea what that sign is.
- Spent entirety of dinner at said shady seafood shack of salmonella drawing doodles on my styrofoam cup rather than watch my sister and her date eating crawfish because *dude* the thing still had its eyes. And the eyes were open. I refuse to eat something when I can still see it's *eyes*.