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earthbelow ([personal profile] earthbelow) wrote2007-07-09 06:29 pm
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Oh noes! When Lesbians Attack!

Bill O'Reilly is warning the world about LESBIAN GANGS. With pink pistols. They're forcing poor helpless schoolgirls into doing heinous LESBIAN GANG THINGS.

I think I saw this once and it was a porn movie with women named after candies and semi-precious stones.

My question is, how long do you have to be a member to get the pink pistol and where can I sign up? I WANT TO BE IN A LESBIAN GANG!

You know, this is just so outrageous and stupid that I can't even be mad. At least Bill O'Reilly is good for the lulz, even if he can't achieve anything remotely resembling accurate news reporting.

[identity profile] thousandpages.livejournal.com 2007-07-12 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I actually had to go to a couple of other places to make sure it wasn't an utter hoax, and part of me still wonders whether anyone could EVER believe that.

I would say: laugh. You might as well. Because American politics and news pundits are usually so depressing. At least this time their idiocy is funny.