Oh noes! When Lesbians Attack!

[earthbelow]

Bill O'Reilly is warning the world about LESBIAN GANGS. With pink pistols. They're forcing poor helpless schoolgirls into doing heinous LESBIAN GANG THINGS.

I think I saw this once and it was a porn movie with women named after candies and semi-precious stones.

My question is, how long do you have to be a member to get the pink pistol and where can I sign up? I WANT TO BE IN A LESBIAN GANG!

You know, this is just so outrageous and stupid that I can't even be mad. At least Bill O'Reilly is good for the lulz, even if he can't achieve anything remotely resembling accurate news reporting.

Comments

[wisdomeagle]

Okay, why did I never get recruited when I was a schoolgirl? Not with the fair.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

I know! Where were these lesbian gangs back in 1998, I want to know.

I think a lesbian gang would be the most awesome thing to exist, if they actually did. Especially if they had recruitment posters and everything.

Oh, and YAY! I haven't the Sam!Gay icon in so long. It's a classic.

[arpiana.livejournal.com]

I honestly don't even know what to say to that.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

I actually had to go to a couple of other places to make sure it wasn't an utter hoax, and part of me still wonders whether anyone could EVER believe that.

I would say: laugh. You might as well. Because American politics and news pundits are usually so depressing. At least this time their idiocy is funny.