What a wonderful new smell you've discovered...

I just ran across one of the more disgusting phrases I've heard yet.

Concerning the appropriate age to have sex with a young lady: "If there's grass on the field, play ball."

Reminds me of a cute [/sarcasm] little medieval verse I found while doing some reading for a class my senior year, concerning levels of incest: "With your mother it is sinful, with your sister it's shameful, with your cousin - give her the works."