Things That Never Happened (a meme)

[earthbelow]

Gakked like a yak from ladyslvr

Invent a memory of me and post it in the comments. It can be anything you want, so long as it's something that's never happened. Then, of course, post this to your journal and see what people would like to remember of you, only the universe failed to cooperate in making it happen so they had to make it up instead!

Comments

[latimer84.livejournal.com]

Remember that time we jaunted to a furry convention and went crazy with our stun guns? People never believe me when I tell them about it... although I guess it's a good thing, considering what John and TIM would do to us.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

Yeah, man. Good times with the purple stun gun. Even though it frequently got confiscated from me! :)

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. Do you remember the time we took that cross country trip in that big red convertible? We listened to Etta James and Billie Holiday and you sneaked in a little Tori Amos - which is good stuff when she's not singing Music to Slit Your Wrists By. And the map flew out of my hands and covered the windshield, and we had a slight fender bender with a cactus and had to spend a week in that little town in Arizona waiting on the part to come in. We met a lot of interesting people and I learned to make gazpacho that can't be beat. You didn't have as much fun because that one old lady kept trying to make you eat sour cream, but, really, Meg. Did you have to bitchslap an old woman? We had a hard time getting away from her grandsons' biker gang. Then everything was boring until we picked up that hitchhiking nun who used to be a burlesque dancer in the 40's. She showed us fliers that advertised "Tallulah Belle dances the Hoochie Coochie" and gave me her old vintage pasties. That's where I got the inspiration for my work you realize. Sister Tallulah and I opened the world's only vintage pasty museum. She dances the Hoochie-Coochie at 4 pm on Tuesdays.

[ladyslvr.livejournal.com]

There was that one night, we picked up a couple pizzas (and a few pints of ice cream which melted all over the floor because we each thought the other put them in the freezer,) and sat around transcribing the Stargate pilot into Latin. Then we got into an argument about what form one of the words was supposed to take and you didn't talk to me for a week.

[captain-science.livejournal.com]

Then there was that time that you posted that "Invent a memory" meme to your livejournal, and I posted that really funny fake memory and everyone though it was really great! Yah that was a fun time!