Not-so-secret Postsecret Post

[earthbelow]

1. I don't just sing in the shower, I dance. Like a belly dancer.

2. I get excited about office supplies. I could spend hours thinking about pens and folders.

3. Sometimes when I listen to music, I like to pretend that I'm traveling back in time and introducing people to 2006 music in like 1960.

4. Whenever I hear/see something weird, I check my watch. That way if the police ask me, I can tell them exactly what time it happened.

5. I collect paint chips from Wal-Mart and Lowe's. I have more than 100 right now.

6. I make up stories about people in magazines that would explain why they're in the pose they're in.

7. I kiss my hand and put it to the roof of my car everytime I go under a yellow light. I've forgotten why I started doing this, but I feel weird if I don't. Even if I'm not driving.

8. When I used to go into Chinese restaurants as I kid, I fantasized that some wise sensei would come out of the back and tell me I was secretly a princess with ninja powers and take me away somewhere.

9. I find doing long division very soothing. And I don't even like math.

10. I still feel weird not asking permission to go to the bathroom during class. I feel the need to explain that I'm not being rude, I just really have to *go*.

Comments

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

Can I have both? :)