Oh noes! When Lesbians Attack!
Monday, 9 July 2007 18:29![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Bill O'Reilly is warning the world about LESBIAN GANGS. With pink pistols. They're forcing poor helpless schoolgirls into doing heinous LESBIAN GANG THINGS.
I think I saw this once and it was a porn movie with women named after candies and semi-precious stones.
My question is, how long do you have to be a member to get the pink pistol and where can I sign up? I WANT TO BE IN A LESBIAN GANG!
You know, this is just so outrageous and stupid that I can't even be mad. At least Bill O'Reilly is good for the lulz, even if he can't achieve anything remotely resembling accurate news reporting.
I think I saw this once and it was a porn movie with women named after candies and semi-precious stones.
My question is, how long do you have to be a member to get the pink pistol and where can I sign up? I WANT TO BE IN A LESBIAN GANG!
You know, this is just so outrageous and stupid that I can't even be mad. At least Bill O'Reilly is good for the lulz, even if he can't achieve anything remotely resembling accurate news reporting.