Our bodies, our enemies.

[earthbelow]

Dear Uterus,

This time of month is usually the time when I would be cursing you and considering whether removing you with a grapefruit spoon would be a better option.

But I won't.

Because as Andrew said, "Just be glad it's still hanging out the VACANCY sign."

So, thanks for giving me the all clear, but maybe you could dial it down a few notches?

Grudging Love,
Me

Comments

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

mine has a "tresspassers will be aborted" sign.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA. I need to borrow that sign! :)