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A Fugitive for a Day
Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:13
( adventures in being a fugitive from The Man )
But it's over. I'm now squared with the Man and now I only have to worry about the FBI, the CIA, and the Department of Homeland Security coming to get me because I haven't been disabused yet of the notion that we in America have a constitution.
They're really trying to round up all the die-hard nutjobs who won't get with the 21st century and realize that fascism is the new democracy. Pfft. Voting? Voting causes cancer, didn't you hear? They've done studies. People who vote have a 40% chance of heart disease, emphysema and birth defects. Parents, talk to your children about voting. Voting funds terrorism (which is technically true 'cause dude - we elected the idiots who caused this mess. Well, you did. I voted for Nader - which I'm sure the government can confirm 'cause anonymous voting my *ass*).
Oh, and to whatever poor government schmuck is stuck reading my gorram livejournal (I firmly believe the government has a file on me somewhere and has been monitoring all of my phone calls, emails, and livejournal entries and are probably monitoring all forms of communication within the 50 states and Puerto Rico) - I fart in your general direction and I hope you're getting a good 401K plan in exchange for your *SOUL*.
- Meg
But it's over. I'm now squared with the Man and now I only have to worry about the FBI, the CIA, and the Department of Homeland Security coming to get me because I haven't been disabused yet of the notion that we in America have a constitution.
They're really trying to round up all the die-hard nutjobs who won't get with the 21st century and realize that fascism is the new democracy. Pfft. Voting? Voting causes cancer, didn't you hear? They've done studies. People who vote have a 40% chance of heart disease, emphysema and birth defects. Parents, talk to your children about voting. Voting funds terrorism (which is technically true 'cause dude - we elected the idiots who caused this mess. Well, you did. I voted for Nader - which I'm sure the government can confirm 'cause anonymous voting my *ass*).
Oh, and to whatever poor government schmuck is stuck reading my gorram livejournal (I firmly believe the government has a file on me somewhere and has been monitoring all of my phone calls, emails, and livejournal entries and are probably monitoring all forms of communication within the 50 states and Puerto Rico) - I fart in your general direction and I hope you're getting a good 401K plan in exchange for your *SOUL*.
- Meg