This is how much I dislike fish

Knowing that Caesar salad dressing contains anchovy has severely diminished my capacity to enjoy it. I think I'm switching back to Italian or Ranch now.

I wish Andrew had never told me that. I really used to love caesar, too. It was yummy. Now all I can taste is an oily, greasy fishy taste.

Also: how the does anyone eat those horrible little things on pizza*? I mean, what a waste of dough, cheese and sauce. Ick.

*if you do happen to be an anchovy lover, my apologies, but...ick!