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Grr. Not even *ONE* theatre within a 40 mile radius of me is showing Brokeback Mountain. Not even *ONE*.

And I even searched St. Augustine. Hell, I'd be willing to drive as far as Ocala. But nooooooooooooo.

Thank you Florida for being so conservatively warped that I can't even get my romantic angsty gay cowboy fix! Damn you, damn you all!

Florida = teh_suck.

Is it too much to ask to want to see a beautiful love story between two inhumanly pretty cowboys? Is it? IS IT?!?!?!

*weepz*

Brokeback Mountain they won't even show, but they'll keep running *Doom* ad nauseum.

Hmm. A masterfully told love story by Ang Lee or the most embarassing conversion of a video game to a movie since Super Mario Brothers.

You suck, Florida. You *really* *really* suck.

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