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Friday, 30 December 2005 14:34![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Grr. Not even *ONE* theatre within a 40 mile radius of me is showing Brokeback Mountain. Not even *ONE*.
And I even searched St. Augustine. Hell, I'd be willing to drive as far as Ocala. But nooooooooooooo.
Thank you Florida for being so conservatively warped that I can't even get my romantic angsty gay cowboy fix! Damn you, damn you all!
Florida = teh_suck.
Is it too much to ask to want to see a beautiful love story between two inhumanly pretty cowboys? Is it? IS IT?!?!?!
*weepz*
Brokeback Mountain they won't even show, but they'll keep running *Doom* ad nauseum.
Hmm. A masterfully told love story by Ang Lee or the most embarassing conversion of a video game to a movie since Super Mario Brothers.
You suck, Florida. You *really* *really* suck.
And I even searched St. Augustine. Hell, I'd be willing to drive as far as Ocala. But nooooooooooooo.
Thank you Florida for being so conservatively warped that I can't even get my romantic angsty gay cowboy fix! Damn you, damn you all!
Florida = teh_suck.
Is it too much to ask to want to see a beautiful love story between two inhumanly pretty cowboys? Is it? IS IT?!?!?!
*weepz*
Brokeback Mountain they won't even show, but they'll keep running *Doom* ad nauseum.
Hmm. A masterfully told love story by Ang Lee or the most embarassing conversion of a video game to a movie since Super Mario Brothers.
You suck, Florida. You *really* *really* suck.
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Date: 1 Jan 2006 21:53 (UTC)no subject
Date: 1 Jan 2006 22:12 (UTC)Aww! Poor you. And I thought Florida was teh_suck. Tennessee apparently is teh_suck_to_end_all_suck.
And here I was whinging about not having Brokeback Mountain. At least I get to see The Producers.
Did I mention that this SUCKS a big piece of bigoted ass? 'cause it does.
- Meg