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[earthbelow]

Escargot is not as nasty as I thought it'd be, but I don't think I'd ever eat it again.

I also draw the line at eating kangaroo.

Luckily, I don't think we'll be going back to the Fish Camp any time soon because it's expensive and way the hell out of the way.

It offends me that somebody uses the stuffed bodies of endangered animals to decorate their restaurant.

Also, if I had the choice, I think I would take my signifigant other with me to be stuck on a deserted island. Not sure we'd survive long, because I have zero practical knowledge and am scared/disdainful of most non-mammalian creatures. But I'd probably take him. He's useful and at least there'd be somebody to have really hot island!sex with before we both expired.

- Meg

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[captain-science.livejournal.com]

Sigh....ok dear if we are stuck on a deserted island your job will be to be there for the "hot island!sex" and I will gather the food, make fire, kill various island creatures, and build the shelter. But for all that it has better be damn good "hot island!sex" !!!

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

You know, I could just as soon take someone else! Someone not quite so bossy. Someone who would appreciate the hot island sex instead of taking it as their *due*. ;)

- Meg

[captain-science.livejournal.com]

how exactly is recommending that you just sit around and be available for hot island!sex being bossy? Here I am slaving over a hot campfire frying up our dinner of seagull and sea turtle and all I get are complaints. I would find my own island and keep all the seagull burger to my self but then where would I get my hot island!sex from?

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

You two are hilarious. Thanks for the giggle fit.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

how exactly is recommending that you just sit around and be available for hot island!sex being bossy?

I don't remember there being any recommending there, Mr. Bossy McBoss. I think your exact words were: if we are stuck on a deserted island your job will be to be there for the "hot island!sex"

I can *learn* to get my own food. There are just some things you can't train your hand to do, you know.

Keep this up and you're gettin' voted off come next tribal council (and btw, I cannot *believe* you watch that show you big hairy plebian).

- Meg

[govindaduck.livejournal.com]

Kangaroo is gorgeous, like beef only more savoury.

Crocodile is a massive waste of time. It tastes exactly like... you guessed it, chicken.

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

My mom said she tried the kangaroo because a guy from work recommended it very strongly.

My stepdad and grandparents didn't seem to be too impressed. But none of the appetizers we got were that good.

Crocodile is a massive waste of time. It tastes exactly like... you guessed it, chicken.

Yeah. Actually, it's much blander than chicken and the texture is a little gamier. I tried it years back in Shreveport, Louisana. Really is a massive waste of time, but I don't really feel any inherent need to feel sorry about killing something that would just as soon kill me and my little dog too.

- Meg