Legally, I had nothing to do with the shooting of the sherrif

[earthbelow]

Hahaha!

The judge totally dismissed my case, so I'm off scot-free without a blemish on my record! I liked that judge. He was fair (okay, I say that *after* having gotten my case dismissed) and he bent this one lawyer over a chair for not wearing a coat and tie to court.

Judge: You goin' golfin', sir?

Lawyer: Well, I was golfing your honor. I didn't know I was going to get called in. I just now found out about this case.

Judge: Well, throw a jacket in your car.

Lawyer: I'm sorry your honor, I didn't know I'd be here in court.

Judge: That's why you throw a jacket in your car. (laughs).

Rich people pay lawyers to go to traffic court for them. Which is very entertaining. It was like a bad lawyer joke being acted out in front of me. Like a joke where someone says, "So these twelve lawyers were in traffic court one day. And the first one's name is called and he goes up and says, 'Morning your honor, may I approach' and the Judge says yes" and repeat that twelve times joke style and that was how it went.

So I got off! Yay for me!

And besides having a grinding toothache, Friday was good. And since my parents and grandparents are up in Tallahassee seeing my sister, that means I get the house/dogs/diet cokes all to myself.

- Meg

Comments

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

You did something illegal??

But you are found to be liable for the wounding of the deputy

[exiledtimelord.livejournal.com]

$50 and time served. :)

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

Well, technically yes. But according to the judge, no.

I got in a fenderbender in December because the brakes on my stepdad's car totally blinked out on me. And since I was the guy in back, I got the ticket for it. But I showed the mechanic's receipt to the judge and voila. I'm off the hook!

:)

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

I didn't even have to pay court costs. So nyah nyah nyah.

(secretly - hehehehehe. ROTFL. But I'll never admit it)

- Meg

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

dang I missed this story. What were you in court for? (Unless it's something you just don't wanna get into.) Yay for getting off! Getting off is always good!

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

Oh, NM. I saw the post under Jen's Boobie.

Getting off is... hey, that sounds kinda dirty!

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh! Ok, that was nice of them and GREAT for you. :)
Miss Karma! :) *hugs*

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

*rotflmao*

You realise that comments like that are bound to get you on my F-list!?!? *dies laughing*

Jen's Boobie. *snarfles*

And I have no idea who you are btw. ;)

[thousandpages.livejournal.com]

And if anything about traffic court was even remotely sexy, I'd dignify that with a response. But traffic court? Is like seeing a preview of next years Darwin Awards or something, dude.

But I got off! In the non-sexy but still very good kind of way. The way that doesn't involve loss of money.

And jennixen's boob is quite sexy, isn't it?

- Meg

[govindaduck.livejournal.com]

Go you! F*ck the po-po!

(You have no idea how stupid that sounds when it's said in an Irish accent)

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

I'm Sarah. I went to high school with Meg.

Is that really your befreckled boob? It's pretty.

[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

Sure 'nough.

Makes you wanna reach out and grab it!


IT WAS A RUN BY BOOBING!!

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

HI Sarah! Yes, it's my breast. Lately at least two people are now my friends because of this icon. :)
I like my breasts. *smirks*

Ahh, it's from a party I had when I turned 30. I'll get the original photo and put it on my LJ. :)

And thanks! :D

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

*spankles the Meglet*

[jennixen.livejournal.com]

*raises one eyebrow questioningly*

Grab it? Grab IT? You don't GRAB my boobs.
You treat them with respect. Otherwise they might go mental on you and knock you out. *snarfles*

*wonders if she really could knock someone out with the breasts...*

Besides, you deserve a spanking. Everyone does. At least if they're on Meg's Friendslist. ;)

*prepares the whip*