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Hahaha!
The judge totally dismissed my case, so I'm off scot-free without a blemish on my record! I liked that judge. He was fair (okay, I say that *after* having gotten my case dismissed) and he bent this one lawyer over a chair for not wearing a coat and tie to court.
Judge: You goin' golfin', sir?
Lawyer: Well, I was golfing your honor. I didn't know I was going to get called in. I just now found out about this case.
Judge: Well, throw a jacket in your car.
Lawyer: I'm sorry your honor, I didn't know I'd be here in court.
Judge: That's why you throw a jacket in your car. (laughs).
Rich people pay lawyers to go to traffic court for them. Which is very entertaining. It was like a bad lawyer joke being acted out in front of me. Like a joke where someone says, "So these twelve lawyers were in traffic court one day. And the first one's name is called and he goes up and says, 'Morning your honor, may I approach' and the Judge says yes" and repeat that twelve times joke style and that was how it went.
So I got off! Yay for me!
And besides having a grinding toothache, Friday was good. And since my parents and grandparents are up in Tallahassee seeing my sister, that means I get the house/dogs/diet cokes all to myself.
- Meg
The judge totally dismissed my case, so I'm off scot-free without a blemish on my record! I liked that judge. He was fair (okay, I say that *after* having gotten my case dismissed) and he bent this one lawyer over a chair for not wearing a coat and tie to court.
Judge: You goin' golfin', sir?
Lawyer: Well, I was golfing your honor. I didn't know I was going to get called in. I just now found out about this case.
Judge: Well, throw a jacket in your car.
Lawyer: I'm sorry your honor, I didn't know I'd be here in court.
Judge: That's why you throw a jacket in your car. (laughs).
Rich people pay lawyers to go to traffic court for them. Which is very entertaining. It was like a bad lawyer joke being acted out in front of me. Like a joke where someone says, "So these twelve lawyers were in traffic court one day. And the first one's name is called and he goes up and says, 'Morning your honor, may I approach' and the Judge says yes" and repeat that twelve times joke style and that was how it went.
So I got off! Yay for me!
And besides having a grinding toothache, Friday was good. And since my parents and grandparents are up in Tallahassee seeing my sister, that means I get the house/dogs/diet cokes all to myself.
- Meg
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Date: 19 Feb 2006 06:06 (UTC)no subject
Date: 19 Feb 2006 06:07 (UTC)Getting off is... hey, that sounds kinda dirty!
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Date: 19 Feb 2006 09:57 (UTC)You realise that comments like that are bound to get you on my F-list!?!? *dies laughing*
Jen's Boobie. *snarfles*
And I have no idea who you are btw. ;)
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Date: 22 Feb 2006 03:35 (UTC)Is that really your befreckled boob? It's pretty.
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Date: 22 Feb 2006 09:45 (UTC)I like my breasts. *smirks*
Ahh, it's from a party I had when I turned 30. I'll get the original photo and put it on my LJ. :)
And thanks! :D
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Date: 19 Feb 2006 16:56 (UTC)But I got off! In the non-sexy but still very good kind of way. The way that doesn't involve loss of money.
And
- Meg
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Date: 22 Feb 2006 03:36 (UTC)Makes you wanna reach out and grab it!
IT WAS A RUN BY BOOBING!!
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Date: 22 Feb 2006 10:49 (UTC)Grab it? Grab IT? You don't GRAB my boobs.
You treat them with respect. Otherwise they might go mental on you and knock you out. *snarfles*
*wonders if she really could knock someone out with the breasts...*
Besides, you deserve a spanking. Everyone does. At least if they're on Meg's Friendslist. ;)
*prepares the whip*
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Date: 22 Feb 2006 10:47 (UTC)