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[earthbelow]

Where did affinity8 go? The LJ facts say her journal was suspended, but I can't imagine that she'd do anything that would merit suspension. I mean, the last thing I read from her was a Sunday round up.

Well, if you're out there give us a sign. And I hope the government hasn't kidnapped you or anything. Or aliens. Or magical elves. Or trolls. Because I know trolls have been a problem lately here in Florida. I blame construction.

I have new shoes, which I know everyone needed to know. But they're pink and black Kangaroos and they feel like somebody, somewhere said "I need to make a pair of shoes for Meg" and then hid them on a clearance rack, where they languished among the ugly shoes that people make for big-footed women until I liberated them (don't worry, I liberated them with money).

Shoe designers seem to have a serious *hate*-on for women who have feet larger than a 7M. God forbid you have a *wide* foot. Or a size 10 foot. Or a size 10 wide foot. You'll be wearing Birkenstocks and grandma shoes the rest of your life if you do, unless you go to the shoe store everyday and watch the size 10 aisle like a hawk, scooping up any remotely attractive shoe that should come along. Otherwise, the other bigfootresses will come in herds and devour them.

So you can see where me finding these 'roos was such a piece of luck. They have zippers on the side. *loves on shoes*.

*ahem*. Okay. I really *do* have two X-chromosomes.

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[denoue-moi.livejournal.com]

Dude. Totally. When I shop for size 12 shoes, I have to shop in the drag queen section at Payless. Those shoes were never meant to be worn long term. They were meant to be worn for 5 minutes by men in makeup lip syncing to Cher.