earthbelow

Great. Now I'm addicted to dog_macros and cat_macros.

It's just...*guh*. Kitties with bad grammar. And ZOMG, how much do you not need Drillcat in your life? You *do*

I now know how people who get baby rabies when they see baby pictures feel. Because I see these pictures of cats and dogs and I want a fuzz-baby so badly. I miss my love mutts so bad. I can't believe I miss the 6am Bark-a-palooza, but I do.

I want a dog and a cat and a GIANT BUNNY. When I get insanely rich and have money to burn, I am buying the biggest giantest bunny I can find. I want it to be enormous and floppy and I want to have to feed it carrots with a ten foot pole and have a Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch nearby for emergencies.

And I want an evil cat that schemes against me and lays booby traps in my house and plays Mastermind while I'm not looking. I want a cat that knows how to say the word "fuck" with it's eyes. Srsly. If it could orange, that'd be great, too. Or white. Or black.

And I want a dog that is a dog, because dogs are made of awesome. They come with awesome right out of the box. No modification needed.

I has a flavor and it is crazy, apparently.