earthbelow

I burned my hand trying to make pancakes for breakfast, and the one pancake I did manage to make was not really a pancake in anything but theory. It was not edible.

So much for breakfast.

*sigh*

And people wonder why I eat my soup straight from the can. Safer that way, I tell you. And I've damn well never gotten burned making a salad. It's a sign. I should just eat carrots and celery for the rest of my life.

I surrender and I'm coming out with my utensils up. Nobody else needs to get hurt.