earthbelow

Because animals outcute the human race by a large margin:

1. A Pomeranian who just wants his mommy. (brought to my attention by denoue_moi

2. Dogs are funny. Dogs that make small children and old people land on their asses? Even better.

I think that makes the score something like:

Animals: 2827439274393, Humans: -3837327

Nothing like dogs knocking people over and howling to make me feel better about still not being reinstated into my classes because my American Gov't professor apparently can't answer emails or voicemail when it's an *emergency* and all I need is his lousy signature on a form so I can get back into classes and pay tuition.

This is also the professor that won't even pay attention to me in class, but practically sits in the lap of the three little sorority girls who sit together and giggle and give the *stupidest* answers. Oh, did I mention that they come in late, disrupt class, their cellphones go off, they talk all the time and he just smiles at them and acts like it's okay?

I try to raise my hand to give a good answer and I'm invisible.

Maybe if I flashed my rack at him I'd get somewhere. *geez*.